Meet Ronny

Some things you need to know about Ronny Warthog:

He sings and plays guitar for heavy rock megastars HellFire DoomWolf.
They might be called HellWolf DoomFire. Or FireWolf HellDoom. He can't remember.
They've done endless multi-platinum albums and back-to-back arena tours.
He's now taking some time off to chill out in his Home Counties mansion.
His old lady is Annie. Or Abbie. Or possibly Amy. Or Angie. He can't remember.
It's pronounced 'wah-thog.' Don't get it wrong. He hates that.
He's decided he's a keen gardener. Nobody knows why.
He's making a documentary about gardening. Here are some excerpts.

Ronny on his family history

"My grandfather, great-grandfather and great-great-grandfather and so on, going back loads of generations, were professional gardeners. They worked in a big country house in Lincolnshire, grew veg and fruit for the squire and flowers for the lady, knew all the tricks of the trade.
"You could say fertiliser runs in my veins. Well, strictly speaking it probably does. Got a bit desperate a while ago and tried shooting up Baby Bio. Not much of a rush, but I definitely felt taller the next day.
"My dad wasn't that interested in gardening, though. Being a professional juggler, he didn't stay in one place long enough to have a garden. The job – and the paternity suits and the bigamy thing – kept him on the move. Still, he could do a lovely reverse cascade with tangerines."