"Of course I've got a potting shed. It's where you go when it's pissing down, which it always is over here. It's got an armchair, a side table, a fridge, an ashtray, an old telly and a Pink Floyd album in it. And that's it. I go in, sit in my armchair and roll a big one on the album. Always tastes better somehow off Dark Side of the Moon. Traditional, that is. Like how real ale drinkers have a pewter tankard.
"I'll have a couple of beers out of the fridge then if I get a bit of a buzz on I'll heave the telly out of the window to remind me of old times. The telly never worked anyway, and it's left a layer of broken glass outside the window which keeps the nettles down beautifully.
"I only roll up with Rough Old Shag tobacco. The name always makes me laugh. Who ever thought of naming tobacco after a seabird?"
