Meet Ronny

Some things you need to know about Ronny Warthog:

He sings and plays guitar for heavy rock megastars HellFire DoomWolf.
They might be called HellWolf DoomFire. Or FireWolf HellDoom. He can't remember.
They've done endless multi-platinum albums and back-to-back arena tours.
He's now taking some time off to chill out in his Home Counties mansion.
His old lady is Annie. Or Abbie. Or possibly Amy. Or Angie. He can't remember.
It's pronounced 'wah-thog.' Don't get it wrong. He hates that.
He's decided he's a keen gardener. Nobody knows why.
He's making a documentary about gardening. Here are some excerpts.

Ronny on lamb's ears

This is a Stachys. It's a little silver-leafed plant. Don't confuse it with a stack. That's a big pile of amps. Stachys is also called 'lamb's ears'. I think it's a tribute to something Ozzy ate on stage in about 1982. Also because it's sort of hairy.
"It scrambles everywhere and roots into almost anything. We had a drummer like that once. Lost him in Hungary. Last seen getting into a minibus full of nuns. He was naked from the waist down. They seemed quite pleased. Never heard from him again. Frankie, if you're watching this, we left your trousers at the British Embassy."