Meet Ronny

Some things you need to know about Ronny Warthog:

He sings and plays guitar for heavy rock megastars HellFire DoomWolf.
They might be called HellWolf DoomFire. Or FireWolf HellDoom. He can't remember.
They've done endless multi-platinum albums and back-to-back arena tours.
He's now taking some time off to chill out in his Home Counties mansion.
His old lady is Annie. Or Abbie. Or possibly Amy. Or Angie. He can't remember.
It's pronounced 'wah-thog.' Don't get it wrong. He hates that.
He's decided he's a keen gardener. Nobody knows why.
He's making a documentary about gardening. Here are some excerpts.

Ronny on trees

"I love trees. I love them so much that I planted a wood right next door to the house. Pissed off the neighbours a bit, though. It was planted all across their lawn. Put a nice weeping willow in the middle of their fishpond. Lovely.
"They moved out not long after. I don't think they liked us much. Not since we got their daughter hooked on smack. But as I said to them, you've got to learn about drugs some time. And you're at your most receptive at about 13."