Meet Ronny

Some things you need to know about Ronny Warthog:

He sings and plays guitar for heavy rock megastars HellFire DoomWolf.
They might be called HellWolf DoomFire. Or FireWolf HellDoom. He can't remember.
They've done endless multi-platinum albums and back-to-back arena tours.
He's now taking some time off to chill out in his Home Counties mansion.
His old lady is Annie. Or Abbie. Or possibly Amy. Or Angie. He can't remember.
It's pronounced 'wah-thog.' Don't get it wrong. He hates that.
He's decided he's a keen gardener. Nobody knows why.
He's making a documentary about gardening. Here are some excerpts.

Ronny on his garden

"I love my garden. It's where I go to think. I can't think anywhere else. No, literally, I can't. I've built a pub in the house, so if I go inside I'll have a beer and a chaser, then a few voddies and something to liven me up a bit, then a bottle of JD and a few smokes. You can't think after that lot, can you?"